Author: TeamClearCoat

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Ah, children. Their sweet innocent perspectives allow us some moments of levity, mainly because we’re way too familiar with the crushing heft of reality kicking us in our downparts on a daily basis. When your kid tells you what it’s like to experience a soggy bottom, aka swass, for the first time, you get transported for a moment to their… Read more →

If there’s one thing that unites us all, it’s our gastrointestinal system. Sheesh. This is a car show folks, despite our tummy’s best attempts at derailing it, and we do manage to focus on cars during this show. Not to spoil anything, but no one gets physically ill on this show, but Dave is certainly dealing with the aftershocks of… Read more →

Two hundred episodes. That’s a lot of time to spend in a blanket fort, so to celebrate, we actually leave the blankets behind and set up shop at one of our favorite places: Unser Karting!!! Unser is our go-to place for mental health treatment and we couldn’t think of a better place to celebrate not getting kicked off of the… Read more →

Hey! We have another bonus inbetweener episode for all of you goofballs; Ian Skyped his way into the blanket fort for a quick discussion about his rental car, Dave’s Bugs Bunny-esqe karting techniques, and not having to go to the bathroom at all during the episode. Really! Thank you Matt for sending in the FMKCars, we appreciate it! Thanks for… Read more →

Humble viewers, we want to give you a warning. Once you’ve seen the horrors that Dave presents in this episode, you will never be able to unsee them. They shall haunt your every waking moment, and intrude your dreams, WHICH IS A REAL THING THAT HAPPENED. Yep. Dave saw a carstanza so bad that he actually had a dream about… Read more →

The Chrysler Pacifica is many things: a minivian, A hybrid vehicle, a nice place to be. More than anything however, it is one specific thing: a belt sander that takes every rough edge that life throws at you and smooths it down to a pleasant, easy-to-handle shape. In this episode we discuss the minivan we love so much and what… Read more →

Full Title: 196-Ian Beams In To The Blanket Fort So That We Can Lose Our Minds Over A Vanity Plate Description: Much like Ian’s over-inflated rental car tires, we pump as much hot air into this episode as we can, but beware, tick tock, Ian’s tummy has different ideas of how this evening should proceed. What is it about our… Read more →

Nothing feels like home. Also, nothing feels like the blanket fort, what with its warm embrace, residual flatulence, and emotions left all over the place. This week Ian is back in the blanket fort and we’re laying down a hot episode full of stuff you goofballs have sent us over the last few weeks, along with some of the insane… Read more →

Welcome! In our second installment of our TeamClearCoat Goes for a Drive series, we lay hands (and the rest of our gross bodies) on the brand spanking new 2020 Jeep Gladiator Rubicon! Jeep’s first pickup truck in 27 years gets tossed around in the foothills of Denver while Dave and Ian talk about how it feels, what they like, and… Read more →