Author: TeamClearCoat

You know it’s true love when both of you find the exact same car option to be upsetting. And, Craigslist: can you buy things without being lightly murdered? TeamClearCoat investigates! Read more →

It’s only the 4th episode, and we’ve already lost our minds: Bond villains, nipple clamp-wearing Land Rover owners, and hobo-sized butt prints are all covered…in the first 10 minutes. Somehow, we also cover a few rounds of FMK cars and segue into part 2 in our 679-part series, “We Feel Conflicted About Trucks and SUVs.” Read more →

We all have our automotive happy place we retreat to when our car is broken. Unfortunately, there isn’t much of a happy place for Volkswagen right now, but we kinda had to talk about it. A lot. And then there was the discussion about Dave’s smashed-up genitals…we covered a lot of ground in this one. Read more →

Let’s get one thing out of the way: Dave is an evil bastard when he puts together his FMK car challenges. He gives you a little sugar with an appealing car, and then smacks the hope right off your face with a terrible arbitrary twist. Yes, Ian is still upset at him for ruining his hypothetical car. But that’s okay… Read more →

Hello again, world. We decided to rerecord our first episode, which probably sounds like a crazy thing to do. But when we started this project, we really didn’t know what it was. Now we do. Also, our audio quality is WAY better now. So, welcome to TeamClearCoat – we think this new and improved intro is a better place to… Read more →