Category: The Podcast

The two idiots in audio form

76-We Didn’t Prepare, But We Still Figured Out What Car Was Born From A Corporate Boardroom Human Centipede

Episode 76-There’s no other way to explain that thing. Once in a while, when you just start talking without preparing beforehand, hard-and-fast truths come tumbling out. And so it is with this week’s episode; with no preparation whatsoever, we determined that karting is actually a valid mental health treatment, that the 2011 Saab 9-5 is still stunning, and that the… Read more →

75a-Ian’s First Word Was A Disappointed Sigh

Episode 75a-And Dave’s were asking the whereabouts of taffy. Should you ask the TeamClearCoat idiots to play musical instruments? Just when did Ian develop his trademark sigh? And should we be worried about Richard Simmons? All of this plus some music talk in this week’s after-show. TeamClearCoat Drivetribe TeamClearCoat YouTube Channel TeamClearCoat website TeamClearCoat Instagram TeamClearCoat Twitter TeamClearCoat Facebook TeamClearCoat… Read more →

75-Ian Plays FMKCars In Real Life, Dave Gets Ian To Go Pegging, And Pip Pip Right Old-NOPE!

Episode 75-FMKIRL After more than a year of doing the show, we’ve accumulated a whole stack of ignored, discarded or otherwise forgotten about ideas. And since we’re now Legitimate Automotive Journalists, we’re allowed to dive into our drafts folder and discover cars of the 90s, take very long tangents on multiverse theory, and reiterate Dave’s old-man-ness. TeamClearCoat Drivetribe TeamClearCoat YouTube… Read more →

74-Don’t Lick A Sick Kid’s Nose, Bizarro Ian And Dave, And The Podcast, The Podcast, The Podcast Cast Pod

Episode 74-Just don’t Unfortunately, we all live in the era of the Hot Take, so it was inevitable that we’d produce an entire episode of them. How’s this for a hot take: we should lower everyone’s car so they have to dodge potholes instead of text. And that’s before we go off the deep end and discuss personal responsibility vs… Read more →

72-Ian Gets Serviced – Against His Will, Dave Seals Himself In A Camper Van, And We Defend Our Island From A Jet Skiing Cheeto

Episode 72-We’re back, and better than ever! Well, we’re back at least. Come, join us on our mental health island! It’s full of cars – broken Saabs, beautiful Volvos, and exciting new Kias. We can even start a Werther’s Original liveried racing tea… Wait. Is that spray-tanned jerk on the jet ski back? FINE. We’ll talk about the stupid wall!… Read more →

71-Dave Is A Nightmare On The Playground, Ian At The Gardens Is A WHOLE THING, And We Talk A Lot

Episode 71-The part when Nico starts touching the other baby’s head… We’re discussing some emergency situations this time on the TeamClearCoat podcast. Dave has a Code Brown while driving home for the holidays, Ian has a parental emergency, and what did we do with those stupid paper tickets? Slightly less urgent are discussions about how difficult the last few tenths… Read more →

70-Happy Freaking Holidays From TeamClearCoat

Episode 70-Bah Whatever We’re imagining the future in this episode – the realities of the coming year in automotive news, the dystopian possibilities of a world filled with dealership parts counter employees, and the utopian vision of a world with fewer Hawaiian shirts and more cardigans. Right now, though, we need to deal with a stripped out Volkswagen and Dave… Read more →

69a-The TeamClearCoat Annual Performance Review

Episode 69a-This doesn’t sound good… Hey: TeamClearCoat! Step into my office, it’s time for your annual performance review. Now, don’t get me wrong: you did some great stuff this year. “Big strong man?” Classic! Your interviews? Surprisingly not terrible! Dave ahem…relieving himself in a fie… well, HR will talk to you about that one later. What I want to discuss… Read more →