Episode 32-This week’s description comes courtesy of the hypothetical therapist we talk with every week: "I’m so proud of all the breakthroughs we’ve had this session, TeamClearCoat! I mean, we finally figured out that FCA is, in fact, the most hapless multinational corporation of all time, that the last Saab 9-5 is still a very good looking car, and that… Read more →
Category: The Podcast
31-Denver Auto Show 2016-Sometimes You Just Need A Little Apple Juice
Episode 31-Or maybe just be ready with the pocket taffy. We went to the 2016 Denver Auto Show with the intention of acting like adults and giving you, dear listener, some actual information. But if we’re honest, we didn’t make it too long before we started goofing off. We did, however, end up interviewing show runner Tim Jackson and getting… Read more →
30-We, Well Really Dave, Screws Up An Interview With Mr. Regular
Episode 30-It’s almost probably going to be okay. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times to be a pair of hapless automotive podcasters. The good news is that we had a great conversation with Mr. Regular from Regular Car Reviews via Skype! The bad news is that we had a technical mishap and lost a… Read more →
29-Practice Your Egress Because Clippy Will Just Watch You Burn
Episode 29 – Really, he’s no help at all. If you’re going to crash into the uncanny valley of luxury cars, it might make sense to know how to get out of your vehicle. And while you’re falling down there, you might see the latest hypercar from Sweden, the latest atrocity from Man Sorry (Dave’s not even posting a link… Read more →
28-Grumpy Dave Defends A Prius, So Obviously There’s A Global Taffy Shortage Or Something
Episode 28 – Now it’s Dave’s turn to ruin something by liking it. Let’s just get this out of the way: Dave and Ian get in their biggest argument to date. Was it over Rolls Royce – which comes up a lot? No. How about the idea of securing connected cars? Nope. The correct way to shift an automatic transmission?… Read more →
27-It’s Their Fault For Looking, Dusty Rusty’s OG Owner, and Uhhh, Poop On A Loop
Episode 27 – Yep, a loop. There’s a guest in the blanket fort, but only sort of. Dave’s friend Eric is observing the podcasting process, like the worst Jane Goodall impersonator ever. His detailed notes will include signs of shock from car crash eyewitness stories, and how one of his subjects (the tall ginger one) has the power to extract… Read more →
26-Ian Ruins Everything By Liking A Kia
Episode 26 – Really, a Kia. It’s all about convincing arguments this time in the refreshed blanket fort: Ian convinces Dave the Kia Soul might be a good car, that the EPA might not be enthusiast kryptonite, and Dave convinces everyone he should be banned from singing. Hey! Did you know you can view the full episode description for links!… Read more →
25-Hobo Code For Rental Cars and Scion Was Actually a Gym Teacher The Whole Time
Episode 25-The Younger Is Watching If you’ve ever read something so crazy it derailed your whole day, you’ll understand the mood in the blanket fort this time around. Under the spell of a particularly nonsensical fortune cookie message, we develop a hobo code for rental cars, grapple with a really big idea, and finally remember to talk about our experience… Read more →
24-Staccato Tachometer Pedal – Dopest Elite
Episode 24: Welcome to The Tempest Cacao Taco Lard: penis day is gonna suck Where do the things you drop in your engine bay go? We like to think there’s a wormhole to a magical place where the fuses are many, the wiper blades are quiet, and someone can explain why we talk about American luxury cars so damn much.… Read more →
23-Headcolds, Detroit, And Using Lexus Grilles For Personal Grooming
Episode 23-Subtitled:Boardroom Ayahuasca Day If you replace whiskey and taffy with a whole bunch of cold medicine, you end up with graphic descriptions of what VW/Audi’s “service position” actually means, hallucinating Nissan executives, and instructions for using a Lexus to shave your down parts. Once the Tylenol PM high starts to wear off, you might hear about auto show news,… Read more →