Category: The Videos

Pssst…. Hey there. Yes, you. Why not step into our man van, and we’ll show you our YouTube comments? And, we’ll teach you our superpowers: identifying cars by smell, and businesses by the cars in the parking lot. Also, we’ll rationalize the games we play to you, obsess over Cadillac tail lights, and also it’s Dave’s birthday. And it’s not… Read more →

Full Title: Ian Teaches The Youths, Dave Goes On The Run, And We Devise A Mathematical Formula Description: We live in the era of the Hot Take. Since one of the hallmarks of this era is how wrong everyone is on their first draft, we’re all about bad first Hot Takes this week. Everyone will probably change their mind one… Read more →

Full Title: Dave Is Thankful For Botching Repairs, Ian Is Thankful For Wooden Bowls, And We Figure Out How To Share Our Shameful Bits, Thankfully. Description: We waddle right out of the gate by catching the proverbial drippings of Fiats in an instantaneous round of FMKCars. Given that food and cars are inseparable, at least on our show, a Thanksgiving… Read more →

Driving Watkins Glen is a bucket-list event. When I was getting ready to drive this 1987 Maserati BiTurbo during a ChumpCar event, I found there weren’t a lot of videos out there with track notes. So here’s our contribution: some amateur track notes accompanying some very amateur driving. Read more →

Road America is one of the most iconic tracks in the United States. It’s fast, big, and intimidating. So, here’s our attempt at helping a first time driver learn this amazing track. It’s amateur track notes based on my very amateur driving. Read more →

Episode 115-Ian Wins Parenting, Dave Gets Mad At Weeds, And We Have A Car Show Ian, the longshot, defeats all odds and wins at parenting but…but he ends up putting a ring on Clippy, so yeah, there’s some ups and downs this week. In our continuing segment that shall be known as “Dave Gets Mad About Stuff”, Dave gets mad… Read more →

114-Dave Has A Meltdown, Ian Identifies Issues, And Why Is Three? Ian provides treats, Dave provides the airhorn bleats since Ian’s whiskey mishap yields delicious Kits Kat. Because everyone loves it when someone eats on a podcast, right? This thankfully yields a positive result, not in mouth noises, but in FMKCars. On a more serious note, we discuss we discuss… Read more →

If you were hoping to hear all about us two idiots this episode, you’re in luck! Dave had to recalibrate his brain to understand the scale of the Redwoods, all while dealing with a rental Camry, the worst toilet in California, and a “food place.” Meanwhile, Ian was in Wisconsin, attempting to drive a temperamental Maserati while avoiding the local… Read more →

Normal service has resumed in the blanket fort, and that means we start right off with complaining about garish G-Wagen owners, examining the relationship between journalists and manufacturers, and wondering exactly what weapon a Porsche enthusiast would prefer. — TeamClearCoat Website: http://ift.tt/2njYGuE — Subscribe on iTunes at http://apple.co/1Lkzp5L — Watch live at http://ift.tt/2nk2Dj6 — TeamClearCoat Drivetribe http://ift.tt/2neyFLX — TeamClearCoat on… Read more →

Episode 111-Now he’s doing Roadrunner burnouts in the sky… We’ve been offline for a bit, and in this episode we talk about why. There’s a few things to say here. First of all, Dave’s mom is the strongest and bravest woman in the world. Second, make sure you tell those close to you that you love them. Life is short.… Read more →