Episode 79a-No, no….no.
As terrible as both our memories are, we finally figured out it’s entirely possible we hate each other. Yes, the hosts of what is basically “Dave and Ian Are Friends: The Show” may just routinely forget the ways in which they hate each other.
Our friendship is a lie, basically.
But here are some things that aren’t lies: Dave gets sleepy faster than any other human, there’s a very simple and obvious reason we’re not higher in the iTunes rankings, and Spoon is basically the Volkswagen Phaeton of music.